Chris Christie’s people have had to resort to some desperate measures to give off the illusion of relevancy to their guy’s campaign (from holding events at places where people eat or play pool to calling into any radio station in New Hampshire or Iowa with a double digit cume) but they may have hit rock bottom with the ploy for attention they are planning for Iowa this Tuesday morning.
According to a just-released item on the Des Moines Register website:
Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie will host a “special announcement event” Tuesday in Des Moines, according to a news release.
The New Jersey governor is in Iowa Monday for a town hall at agribusinessman Bruce Rastetter’s Summit Agriculture Group in Alden. Tuesday’s event will be at the State Historical Museum. Doors open at 9 a.m.
No other media outlet seems interested enough to speculate so let’s start here: